I was sipping on a sugary beverage that I had purchased in Chinatown, and staring at my plant this morning. I thought to myself: my plant looks a little wilty, maybe I should water it, and started walking over with my sugary drink. I thought: the extra sugar will be good for it, probably.

Then I realized: my sugary drink was Aloe Drink, and my plant was an aloe vera plant.

I almost caused cannibalism to happen.

Not that the aloe would know, but it still made me feel a little weird.