Sent out over the house open list today:

“Dear unnamed Pfohoser,

If you left your handcuffs in the second stall of the Moors 2 men’s
bathroom, you may reclaim them on the windowsill next to the paper
towels. In any case, please refrain from any activities involving
handcuffs in our bathroom, unless you were seeking to apprehend the mail


-All of the male students on Moors 2.”

10 minutes later there was another email about someone having puked in that same bathroom. Related?