If anyone ever tells you that the orange juice you are about to purchase is frozen, and they ask you “Is that okay?”

Pause.

Even if you want to be a nice, flexible, non-hassle-creating person, say “No” and go get another one. The half an hour of trying to break the ice with your straw and sucking desperately for any new liquid that may have formed is not worth it. Especially when you’re in class.