Alternative Superheroes
14Nov07
(Edit: A few hours later, I find even more. I am adding categories. Furthermore, I am not embedding the videos anymore because they are actually making my Firefox shut down because there are too many of them.)
So everyone knows how to Crank Dat Soulja Boy (even RMS!) and Superman dat ho…but how about these alternative superheroes I stumbled across on YouTube today?
Comic Superheroes (8)
- Crank dat Batman
- Crank dat Spiderman
- Crank dat Aquaman
- Crank dat Iceman
- Crank dat RoboCop.
- Crank dat JUGGANAUT, BITCH!
- Crank Dat Wonder Woman
- Crank Dat Silver Surfer
(MORE! After the jump)
Nerd Culture (12)
- Crank Dat RYU. Yes, like in Street Fighter.
- TWO versions of Crank Dat Super Mario.
- Wakka wakka…crank dat Pac-Man!
- Crank Dat MegaMan (One of my favorites. Really.)
- Crank Dat Pikachu
- Crank Dat Transformer (multiple versions)
- Crank dat Star Wars. Interestingly, this is the only video of anyone dancing, and it doesn’t look very authoritative. I’m waiting for an awesome version to come out.
- Crank dat Matrix.
- Crank dat Super Saiyan
- Crank dat Power Ranger (No dance…yet!)
- Crank dat Scorpion (2nd version).
- Crank dat Master Chief
Miscellaneous (14)
- Crank dat Peter Pan (I’m totally fascinated by their friction-defying glides)
- Crank dat Lion King
- Crank dat Harry Potter
- Crank dat Mini-Me (totally messed up lyrics)
- Crank dat Urkel
- Meep meep! Crank dat Road Runner!
- Crank dat Karate Kid.
- Life is like a box of chocolates…you never know when you’re going to need to Crank Dat Forrest Gump
- Crank dat Holy Ghost
- Crank dat Homeless Man
- Crank dat Headbanga (performed by an awesome 13 year old white kid)
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? CRANK! DAT! SPONGE! BOB!
- Crank dat Scooby Doo
- Crank dat Jumpman (logo on Air Jordans)
- Crank dat Howard Dean (BYAAHHHH)
- Crank dat Kosha Boy (really well-done)
- Crank dat Jackie Chan (Two versions! Thanks, Cumbi Cumbi!)
- Crank dat Yank (Thanks, Fiona!)
Meta (2)
- Crank dat Whatcha Callit. Clearly, it doesn’t matter what you’re cranking, as long as you do it every day.
- Crank dat Everything.
Current Count: 39 + Crank Dat Soulja Boy
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Tags: crank dat, dances, memes, soulja boy, superheroes, web 2.0, youtube





holy. shit.
giving a shoutout on the roflcon blog presently.
Thanks for compiling this list. I’d love to see a study on this, and a panel would be AWESOME!!
theres also a crank dat jackie chan, cap’n crunch, and soda boy
okay…how did you guys forget ‘crank dat yank’. that one is actually pretty big at my school… anyway im burning one of my friends a disc of crank dats for x-mas so this is SOO helpful!! thank u crank dat compilers!
i found a crank that fundip too if u can use it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vXpoIjUY4TA&feature=related
yinz forgot crank dat urkel dance and crank dat minorboy
what about “Crank Dat Curry Sauce”? it’s on http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23828334 or http://www.pariandharvin.com
just type in crank that in youtube and you’ll be astonished!!! seems like there seems to be a crack that EVERYTHING…. gotta go crank that burger king peace.