Cannibalism

24Sep07

I was sipping on a sugary beverage that I had purchased in Chinatown, and staring at my plant this morning. I thought to myself: my plant looks a little wilty, maybe I should water it, and started walking over with my sugary drink. I thought: the extra sugar will be good for it, probably.
Then I [...]

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Tags: aloe drink, cannibalism, Funny

StarS

23Sep07

The Crimson contacted me today, asking me for an opinion about Star’s fun morning at the airport. I’m not exactly a huge fan of the Crimson, but I figured I should respond to decrease the likelihood of their story turning into a huge, unreasonable, unresearched mess a la The Globe/The Herald. I’ve known Star since [...]

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Tags: airport security, fake bombs, homeland security, star simpson

Spontaneity

13Sep07

Yikes! Sorry for the total lack of updates since I left Jamaica–I’ll try to be better from now on, but no promises.
I’m now here at school, finishing up (I hope) moving in and decorating my room before classes start. This year I’m living in a two-story tall suite in Pforzheimer House, and I’m totally psyched [...]

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Tags: spontaneity