…is a bouncy castle and mimosas in front of Annenberg after a horrid midterm.
…is noticing that Google Maps FINALLY put in the locations of the T-stations around Boston.
…is getting my ridiculous “DRAGON TATTOO” replacement Razr.
Thank you, Pfoho! Thank you, Google! Thank you, Motorola…I think.

Sent out over the house open list today:
“Dear unnamed Pfohoser,
If you left your handcuffs in the second stall of the Moors 2 men’s
bathroom, you may reclaim them on the windowsill next to the paper
towels. In any case, please refrain from any activities involving
handcuffs in our bathroom, unless you were seeking to apprehend the mail
thief.
Thanks,
-All [...]

Jellyfish don’t have a central nervous system, but they’ve remained basically unevolved for the last 65 million years. All they do is
drift
pulse
eat
sting.
Evolution, what are you trying to tell us?